"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
look at this baby what even was his name
rename him royal wiggles
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."
The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later
I regret nothing
And that’s how I ended my senior yearLesson: Never be ashamed to go alone
i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions
what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that
friend is mean?
friend makes you feel bad?
friend doesnt act like a friend?
i’m confused do I kill him or what